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Remember Me Now... BITCH?! by SuicideParker Remember Me Now... BITCH?! by SuicideParker
Something I practically LIVE for.

My favorite?


More specific?

Hetalia: Axis Powers!

My favorite character?


He's adorable.

And seemingly so innocent and sweet.

You would think he would never hurt anyone.

Or at least that's what I had always thought.

About 2 weeks ago, I was derping around the internet as I always did. It was 2:34 AM, and I couldn't sleep, so I decided to watch some Hetalia. I saw there was a new episode that had just been released a little over an hour ago. I found it strange because usually I would be notified when a new episode came out, but I didn't think much of it. Probably just a glitch.

I clicked on the video and it took me to the episode. The thumbnail was Canada. I got excited. The episode was titled "Remember My Name Now?" I blinked a few times. That was a really strange name for a Hetalia episode. I clicked play. The usual dramatic intro played first, instead of a quick clip playing first. Once the intro ended, the screen went black for a moment. Then the camera focused in on Canada, who was holding Kumajiro. I got excited again.

They were in a meeting, but the strange tihng was, only Canada, England, America, and France were there. Family meeting maybe? Probably America finally confessing his love for England. I giggled lightly at my own thoughts and continued watching.

"There's TWO Americas?" England scratched his head.

"No, no silly that is America and that is Canada." France said, "I remember since Canada has my gorgeous hair." He flipped his hair in a flirtatious manner.

A big irk mark appeared on Canada's head, which was really unusual for him. He slowly rose up from the table where they were all sitting, the rest of them looking at him.

"Why can't you ever rememeber who I am..." Canada growled.

Kumajiro looked up and blinked, "Hm.. who are you?"

An demonic aura came from Canada, which was also extremely unusual. I smiled. This msut be the episode where Canada finally tells them all off!! I got REALLY excited then.

Canada reached into his pocket, revealing a large knife. England, America, and France all looked terrified.

This episode was so strange.. nothing like the rest of them.. I didn't want to watch anymore of it. I paused it and clicked x on the browser, but it poped back up, at the exact same place I had paused it. I continuously pressed x and the same thing happened over and over again.

I finally gave up and hesitantly pressed play again. It began playing as it was before, Canada holding the large knife. The video began getting staticy, it got very blurry and began fading and out and having rather faint audio. I could hardly make out the words anyone was saying anymore. I heard two words ; "Remember" and "Kill".

The video slowly faded to black, as if it were over. Just as I was about to close the tab, the video popped back up. My eyes widened.

It was no longer blurry or staticy at all. America, England, and France were all on the floor, dead. The entire room was splattered in blood. Kumajiro sat on the table, also covered in blood, but he was still alive. Canada stood over them, panting and holding the bloody knife in his hand. He dropped the knife and turned to Kumajiro.

"Do you know who I am?" He asked him in his normal shy and quiet tone of voice.

Kumajiro nodded, "You are Canada."

Canada smiled adorably and picked Kumajiro up, "Let's get you a bath. Then I will take one."

Kumajiro nodded.

Canada suddenly gazed into the camera, looking so cute I almost squeed though I was terribly disturbed.

"Now do you remember my name, bitch?" He said, as the camera faded out and the normal credits played.

I slowly pressed x on the browser. It closed right away. I looked at my desktop wallpaper. It was a cute picture of Canada and Kumajiro eating pancakes. I didn't know what to think of that, whether to be disturbed or not. I opened google and did research on the episode. There were no results. I checked everywhere. I just could not find any articles or pictures on it. maybe it was too early... I left it alone.

I closed out my browser again. The wallpaper had changed. The picture was me, looking just as I did at that very moment, except there was a knife through my neck, and at the bottom in capital white letters, it said, "NOW DO YOU REMEMBER MY NAME, BITCH?"

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Cureart Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
i bet his 2p will be so proud of him!
Waffletastical Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
*Kicks backwards while in an office chair, propelling backwards*

EeveeIshAwesome Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
Tibusfaciem02 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
+ Oh Noes Emoticon + oh noes....
MuiMuiKitty24 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Artist
Fudge Canada I remember you but I didn't mean to kill England, America AND France :iconsulkplz:
Hiyo92 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I alway's remebered you ;_;
cupcake1723 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
I still think Canada is awesome even after killing his cousins and brother
AngeredIrish2000 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013
It's ironic that I just watched the last episode of Axis Powers
ShinoharaAsahi Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013

APHSerbiaplz Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Admin: Should i be afraid of my own country now?
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